Deska 

n. Unique , one of a kind . Derived from Gaia, goddess of the earth, she is strength, beauty, and one freakin' HOT MAMA!!

It is a rare thing to find a Deska in this world. She should be worshiped for the goddess she is!

Deska by prettyhotmama February 5, 2010

Miley Destiny Hopelessness

A disease that cannot be avoided if you like Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana and you are over the age of 9. (Yeah, this applies to ANYONE in the double-digits age range. Anyone! Tweens be warned!)
Symptoms of Miley Destiny Hopelessness are falling to the bottom of the social ladder, bad tastes in music, bad acting tastes, bad fashion taste (unless you have a wardrobe stylist), being outcasted, ridiculed behind your back, ridiculed in front of your face, posting dirty pictures of yourself on the internet, not being able to count, ears bleeding, speaking way too loud, snobbiness, slutiness, and a hopeless fascination with The Jonas Brothers- more specifically, Nick Jonas.
The only way to cure this disease is to realize what a nasty, no-talent whore Miley Cyrus really is, and to burn anything that you own that has anything to do with being a fan of her.

Girl 1: I'm Joanne's friend, so I'm going to have to get her out of being a... Miley Cyrus fan *shudder* She's become such a slut, now. And she listens to her music all the time. Being a fan of her is only okay for kids 6 years younger than her, but for our age, she's never going to make it through life.
Girl 2: *gasp* Sounds like Joanne's got a case of Miley Destiny Hopelessness. It sounds really bad, too. With your support, though, she just might make it through!
Girl 1: Yeah, but if she doesn't, I'll be forced to not be her friend anymore. =(
Girl 2: Don't worry, we won't give up until she's healthy again!
Girl 1: Yeah, let's go burn some Hannah Montana music store standees!

Miley Destiny Hopelessness by xTruthxBringerx April 3, 2009

DeShana 

1.) the most amazing, charming, intelligent and beautiful lady you will ever have the utmost pleasure to be in the shining presence of

2.) a beacon of light to your day, an assured smile will be on your face after seeing her

3.) a talented artist whose radiance encompasses all those who come in contact with her

4.) a crystal lotus of a talented woman whose eyes would make several green houses of buds bloom into flowers

DeShana is simply unforgettable.

You don't need those rose colored glasses, you're looking at Deshana.

DeShana by divdis May 2, 2011

deskjack 

when a boss or coworker rushes you with work-related issues and/or questions before you have a chance to turn on your computer or get settled in at your desk.

i hope Jane doesn't deskjack me this morning. i'm sooooooooo not in a diplomatic space right now....

my boss deskjacked me with a bunch of copy work before i could even read my email.

deskjack by jgal66 June 4, 2011

Destany 

Destany is one of the most sexiest girls you can imagine she is loyal not sweet she have a nice body shape she smile very pretty and most guys are attractive. She is mean and she won’t take shit back that hurts somebody feelings

Destany is my sister names

Destany by Destany January 2, 2019

desire 

The cause of all suffering.

Under no circumstances should one fuse desire and expectation, as that leads to hope, which prolongs suffering.

desire by Killing Kittens March 27, 2005

Weapons of Mass Destruction

Something found in America but not Iraq. Oh wait, no, I stand corrected. We found an old WWII rifle AND some 'incriminating pesticides'. Definately weapons of mass destruction...

Bush claims that Iraq has weapons of mass destruction so that he can invade their country and steal their oil. North Korea admits to having them, but we don't care...because they don't have oil.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by It's The Oil, Stupid! July 9, 2003