cunt goblin

a person that someone hates alot. and is worse then just an average cunt. and often resemble a goblin.

Oh My God. Look at that girl. She is such a cunt goblin. I've hated her since she stole my best friend. She fucking looks like a goblin.

by cunt_goblin April 08, 2009

Farage of cunts

Collective noun; a Farage of cunts. Named after ridiculous frog faced far right populist and failed politician Nigel Paul Farage.

Theresa May and her cabinet are a right proper Farage of cunts.

by Vive la Henry Chinaski May 05, 2018

cancer cunt

The most massive of the cunts of the carcinogenic variety. More immense than even the cuntox, and cancer toxic too.

"You look glum, what's up?"
"It's those fucking cancer cunts again, nausing up my life"

by Superhero #1 March 22, 2009

cunt slug

A useless, slimey, whore of a woman.

Get out of there ya dirty little cunt slug.

by Justin O'Connell October 02, 2007

cunt crusher

A penis that is so large it physically crushes a girls "cunt". Easily mistaken for clit crusher.

My dick is so big it crushed that bitches cunt, a.k.a. i'm a cunt crusher!

by cuntcrusher November 15, 2009

Staunch Cunt

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt

i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt

by Bevdogg May 23, 2011

chap cunt

A very dry vagina that has not been used for years.

Shut the fuck up Millie, you stupid fucking chap cunt!

by Bigblackcock69 May 01, 2015