cat aided boner 

when a cat sits on your lap and you either get a semi or a full bone!

percie was feeding his neighbours cat, he felt tired, he sat on the sofa, the cat hopped onto his lap and gave him a semi cat aided boner

cat aided boner by chrisphillips April 27, 2009

cat breath 

horrible, terrible, unappetizing breath that may or may not smell seafood-ish but is undeniably stinky. the term originates from the perpetually smelly breath of felino-americans.

Archibald drank his Starbuck's latte and chased it with a garlic and garganzola scone and a pack of Marlboro's. Archibald, as anyone in a 20 foot radius could tell you, had cat breath that no breath mint or gum could conquer.

cat breath by dizzzzzz October 20, 2005

Cat Orgasm 

The cat orgasm that follows the procedure is something the likes of which has never been seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.

"Yer my girlfriend had a cat orgasm last night"

Cat Orgasm by Omni314 December 18, 2009

Cat Dad 

A man with at least one cat

"My cat ate my White Castle and I didn't do anything about it. Am I a bad cat dad?"

Cat Dad by leo3375 March 25, 2010

cat got your thumbs?

When someone doesn't text you back after you text them, you text them "cat got your thumbs?". It's a play on "cat got your tongue?", which is an idiom used to compel someone to speak who is unusually quiet.

Sam texts: "Hey what's up, I'm in your hood"
No response....
Sam texts: "Cat got your thumbs?"

cat got your thumbs? by dantechulo October 29, 2008

cat heads 

cat heads---Southern term for Biscuits--the kind your grandmaw makes.

Ya'll come eat--the cat heads are getting cold!

cat heads by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

Cat Pride 

A term used to describe the state of mind of an arctic rider, specifically assholes , who hate people, don't care about anybody else and like to cause fights and ride on the wrong side of the trail all while throwing empty beer cans at the locals.

I Cat Prided that fawker right into the woods.

Cat Pride by Artico May 2, 2012