It can't cure cancer

A statement made by dumb people regarding scientific and medical research or progress. Due to the individuals lack of understanding, they assume that diverting resources to scientific pursuits is pointless unless its about solving a problem like curing a disease.

Who cares about funding NASA's next space project, it can't cure cancer or anything important.

It can't cure cancer by Stan Rezaee June 8, 2016

Full Can Challenge 

The full can challenge is a challenge where a tobacco user takes an unsealed can of dip, and proceeds to put the entire contents of the can in his mouth. He wont be able to talk for a few minutes while he moves the dip around. The goal is to last 30 minutes. the entire time he will feel dizzy and lightheaded and will be spitting oil. After five minutes he will be allowed do drink as much Rainier beer as he wants. The full can challenge will result in puking if the challenger doesn't have a high enough tolerance for nicotine.

"Damn Jim Just tried to do the full can challenge but he puked!"
"how long did he last?"
"15 minutes, damn!"

Full Can Challenge by a true american March 13, 2017

but can you do this? 

A phrase used by the popular YouTuber PewDiePie to covey the superiority of his personalised, £399 chair. This has now become a meme, and a popular theme in his own meme sub-reddit.
PewDiePie also says it can be used to show your intellectual dominance over anyone in an argument simply by leaning back on you’re chair and shouting ‘BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?’

Your less-intellectual friend- The Earth is round, man
You, realising you’re wrong but still wanting to prove your intellectual dominance- BUT CAN YOU DO THIS?

but can you do this? by IDon’tWantAName May 2, 2018

You can’t put one horse in two barns 

You can’t have more than one significant other.

-Caleb Smith 2019

“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”

You can’t put one horse in two barns by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019

i can take it 

it means someone can take something; whether it's pain or big d*ck. blunt, but that's it.

for example: *someone doing hardcore pushups* "i can take it bro don't worry."
another example: *sees picture of hot person* "i can take it."

i can take it by c3rpze March 20, 2022

I can't breath

my pH is low, bro

psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him

I can't breath by toxdoc March 21, 2022

I can't do two things at once 

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

I can't do two things at once by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023