Mattes

Mattes has the largest penis like the world has never seen it before. he doesn't have to worry about women because they all find him attractive anyway. Mattes is a very nice person he even gives a few women to his friends.

Friends: oh you See mattes oberthere, he is really nice and shares his girls

by Petermavai November 24, 2021

Matt

Matt fux

Yo matty fux

by Jjhawx November 22, 2021

Matt Club

matt club is a type of bistos sold in pattiseries on the coast of palestine

bisto pls matt club

by Si Dows August 31, 2025

Vegas Matt

The biggest gambling YouTube channel that mainly features Vegas Matt himself, his son EJ, and WBG (World's Best Gambler)

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ALSO Where the phrase "Sando" originated from

Oh look it's Vegas Matt at his favorite slot machine Happy And Prosperous

by Beedu13 December 15, 2024

matt schick

a very sexy male who gets all the bitches on his massive dick

hey is that matt schick
yh, he has all the bitches on his dick

by big_daddy_wop November 24, 2021

Matt banderia

An absolute mockery of a male, long haired, has been rumoured to sleep with his Aunty Gai Waterhouse, base tan of a bondi solarium addict

Matt banderia, loves will penisini or should we say villami

by The Bondi Twitter tipster September 27, 2022

Matt Cry

The biggest dumbass in the visible universe. This nigga is also a pussy and fights smaller niggas,he also puts yellow cake in his blunts and juul. This causes him to act even more retarded and arrogant. He always using excuses to cover his dodo covered tracks.

Nigga 2 is bullying and trying to fight a 2 month year old infant for his 200th cousin accidentally bumping into him in a crowded hallway
Nigga 1:"yo what are you doing"
Nigga 2:" bro, do make fun of me, im suicidal"
Nigga 1"you acting like a matt cry rn bruh"
Nigga 2:"Oh shit, you right"
*Nigga 2 dies instantly, coughing blood in the process*

by Dawndolphin June 7, 2018