ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

pop a cap in your ass

to shoot someone in their posterior

I want to pop a cap in your ass

by Joe August 25, 2003

Ass clown

A man who only cares about real drums. A man who dogs out people who don't have all the mics and facilities to record the real drums.

Phat Pat is an Ass Clown

by 2Rain, Johnny Boy, Flerg, TMG & Alien Telegraph October 16, 2003

bitch ass cunt licker

insult to a lesbian

someone who licks pussy and assholes

shes a bitch ass cunt licker

by Mr T+G March 5, 2008

yee-yee ass haircut

Grey and Lamar both have yee-yee ass haircuts.

who here has a yee-yee ass haircut. Everyone looks at grey.

by pigman42069 February 1, 2021

Faggot ass bitch tits

A man with an overly large ass with huge ass tits

That queer named Jamie is a faggot ass bitch tits.

by kevin1811 December 8, 2010

Bite out my ass

Another term for kiss my ass, suck my balls, or fuck off. To completely dismiss someones statement.

Person 1: Go wash the helo.
Person 2: You can bite out my ass hoe!

Example 2

Person 1:You shouldn't be such a douche
Person 2: Bite out my ass!

by Natlaofatlantis April 10, 2010