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Phat Pat is that guy that everyone knows and loves. The Phat Pat is just an all around super cool guy. You need the new copy of that heavy metal cd? Phat Pat knows how to get it. He is crazy, awesomely hillarious. You never know what Phat Pat is going to sat. There just isn't a bad thing you can say about Phat Pat. If you do have something bad to say about him, you are a fucktard. No one is more loveable then the Phat Pat.
"DUDE! This music is awesome! You got it from Phat Pat didn't you?"

"That guy is so funny. He must be a Phat Pat."
by YOUdontKNOWwhoIbe May 28, 2009
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Nov 26 Word of the Day
A tiny, almost imperceptible cough, usually hidden behind a mask due to; emphysema, asthma, allergies or the dreaded COVID, so as not to alarm others to your potential of being “the infected.”
I was walking through the grocery store and I had a tickle in my throat but I didn’t want people to think I was contagious so I let out a microcough.
by PeteLoaf320 November 25, 2020
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