Old Sausage Sunshine 

The act of crouching over someone that is sleeping with your ass cheeks spread and a turtle poking out. Followed by a loud noise causing the sleeper to thrust their face directly into a shit log.

I woke my wife up with an Old Sausage Sunshine this morning and she got a corn kernel stuck between her teeth.

Old Sausage Sunshine by gbv.3.0 June 15, 2011

Prison Sausage 

Another word for dick. As you most likely guessed....

Prisoner 1: I'm gon give you a prison sausage
Prisoner 2: fuck you
Prisoner 1: mmmmmmmm

Prison Sausage by SausageThroat August 31, 2015

blood sausage 

Livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. Often part of the English full breakfast, known as <black pudding>.

The best part of the full english breakfast is the <blood sausage>!

blood sausage by Bloody chubber August 23, 2011

Smoked Sausage 

When a man fucks the hole people get in their throat from smoking too much.

Oh man Joe gave smoking Sally a smoked sausage yesterday!

Smoked Sausage by Jaypjayb January 20, 2009

pink sausage 

A perverse sexual practice.
Before sex, cook up some bacn. Tie a string around this bacon, and get your lady to eat said bacon, leaving the string hanging from her mouth. Proceed with anal intercourse. As you reach climax, pull the string, pulling the bacon from your lady's throat. Her anal uscles will tighten immeasurably. Tehn pull out- her rectum will invert as you pull out, leaving a "pink sausage" hanging out of her arse.

I gave Ana a pink sausage last night- she had to go to the hospital.

pink sausage by scotsman_too_hotsman March 7, 2009

Trick Sausage 

A woman or man who usually works in a promiscuous manner when it comes to sex. The term is usually used as a negative input, and has two meanings in context of gender.

The contexts are:
Male: Thought to be gay, and enjoys gay sex.
Female: Thought to be a whore.

Male: "Shut up, trick sausage! I bet you suck and fuck guys all the time!"
Female:"Watch out for her.. she's a trick sausage. Kinda like throwing a penny into the Grand Canyon, if you get what I mean"

Trick Sausage by MNMoore December 23, 2006

Blood Sausage 

When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.

I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage.

Blood Sausage by JBooker December 8, 2013