Helen Keller

When you have sex with a woman wearing a condom and fake your ejaculation. After she has went to sleep you cum in her eyes and ears so she is blind and deaf when she awakens. For added effect you could shove your cock in her mouth thus making it difficult to speak but the results could leave you resembling John Bobbitt.

I fucke dmary in the ass last nite but i couldnt cum. So I faked it and waited til she fell asleep and gave her a Helen Keller.

by The Sultan of Snatch April 16, 2007

helen keller

When a person gets too piss drunk and talks to others in a bar and doesn't realize that the other person has walked away and continues talking anyway.

John was so blind drunk that he Helen Kellered two babes.

by milnor April 16, 2006

Kelly

A psycho chick! She makes terrible but sometimes funny puns. Overall very lame ;)

Omg! That girls psychotic her name must be Kelly!!!!????!!!!

by a poor child August 11, 2017

Kellen

More than likely become gay. May have a problem with school and friendships. Has problems with his temper.

Kellen is FAGGOT

by Do Durr December 3, 2018

Kelly

A word to replace “kill” - pronounced “keali” the “i” is a little quiet though.

Wow, Jeff and GG insulted me? They should go *Kelly* themselves

by bdbtbh November 2, 2018

Kelly Clarkson

A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met.

Guy: Are you married to somebody?
Guy 2: yes
Guy: Who?
Guy 2: Kelly Clarkson

by appointment November 8, 2020

kellsi

n. a small aggrivating girl, most commonly found in Western North Carolina.

v. To have an episode similar to a seizure where one shakes violently and falls out of his or her desk.

n. "Wow, look at the size of the backpack on that kellsi!"

v. "Oh my gosh, that kid is having an epileptic seizure! Call 911!" "No, actullay he just kellsied."

by Rodolpho December 24, 2008