Crotch Holocaust

The act of ejaculating into a fire.

I jerked off and blew my load into onto a lit candle last night, it was a real crotch holocaust.

by Corey The Hole June 1, 2024

Biker’s crotch

When you’re riding a bike, or even sit down for a while and your ass and taint hurts like crazy

Jay: Dude my fucking ass is killing me!
Xavier: My man you got a mean biker’s crotch

by Goldfish26 September 1, 2020

horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

by unknown600000 July 1, 2024

Crotch Fu Manchu

Pubic hair that sticks out the side crotch of underwear.

Bruh, your crotch fu manchu is out of control. Use a shaver or Nair!!

by Jlewd August 28, 2019

She Got Crotch

A large vagina

Damn that girl Tina, she got crotch.

by I Got Bitches March 20, 2019

Charcoal crotch

Any person with brown pubes.

If I'm a firecrotch, you're a charcoal crotch.

by Stupenzos October 6, 2013

Crotch goblin

An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.

Eww look at that woman’s ugly ginger child …
Must be a crotch goblin

by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025