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Cheese Lord 

A person who cheats and/or uses loopholes and rule lawyering toward their advantage. One who reads between the lines filling in the gaps with "cheese" or "leaps of logic" when rules are not defined or specified in the rule books or instructions for games.
That gamer is a Cheese Lord. Denver is a cheese lord when he plays tabletop miniatures.
Cheese Lord by Dianna Toney April 11, 2005
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cheese dipper 

An idiot that makes a fool of him/herself in front of loads of people or in public.
Also can be associated by having a blonde moment (bimbo).
"Whens Bruce Lee's next film?"
"You're such a cheese dipper"
cheese dipper by Dave Salman May 24, 2006

cheese log 

drizzling spray cheese on a penis and then gobbling it up!
OK, so last night I gave my boyfriend a cheese log!! It was full of messy creamy goodness, not to mention the protein and calcium intake.
cheese log by Ben Mercer September 5, 2010

Cheese Dick 

n.1)man who has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection

n.2)silly person that looks foolish
1) Aw man, I'm such a cheese dick. That girl I was bangin had some cottage cheese lookin shit in her hooha.
2)Look at that cheese dick buying the Mariah Carey album.
Cheese Dick by the Barbie twins August 20, 2004

Cheese Queen 

Slang for a Gay Man who favors Uncut Cock. (referring to the fact that if not cleaned, the uncut member produces a cheese like residue known as "Smegma"
He is a total "Cheese Queen".

Cheese Baller 

An overconfident basketball or dodgeball player, usually tall, and male. A group of Cheese Ballers will typically be given a nick name by the leader of the group.

i.e. The Big Cheese, Swiss Cheese, Stinky Cheese, Nacho Cheese etc.
The Cheese Ballers killed it at the basketball game against their rival team! at least they had The Big Cheese and Wolf Cheese to keep up the pace.
Cheese Baller by Candykhite1 December 3, 2010

Cheese Omelettes 

Flat looking breasts, that sag two to three inches.
John: Karen sent me a photo of her breasts last night.

Richard: Are they nice?

John: Three words. Flat and saggy.

Richard: Don't sound like breasts to me. Those are cheese omelettes.
Cheese Omelettes by (S3S)Qu@TCh April 29, 2011