Wet Taquito

When a woman cuts a slit into a tortilla and puts it over her vagina while she receives head.

Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.

by Jimmy_Changa January 26, 2021

Wet toe

When you kick someone in the ass and your toe gets wet.

Guy 1: man, Chris got some mean swampass I kicked his ass and got a mean wet toe

by Sayrus September 19, 2018

Wet Chirps

A disgusting alternate name for hiccups

"John smoked on an empty stomach and now hes got the wet chirps"

by I'm Tryin'Ova'Ere March 13, 2020

Wet Malfoy

When you grease your partner’s pubes with hair oil so that they look like Malfoy from Harry Potter’s hair; then you fuck.

Boyfriend: you down for a wet Malfoy?
Girlfriend: what’s that?
Boyfriend: you’ll see

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

wet sally

like a wet willie, but worst, it's in your nose.

her -"it was so gross he gave me a wet sally all i can smell is his breath"

by thiccthotpatrol June 5, 2018

wet elisha

When you’re watching shrek 4 and you’re beating your mother fucking cock off and the ports potty flips over because off how windy it is and the wind blows your piss on your shoes so you have to fuck a hill and cum inside of it and dig the cum out of the hole and eat while singing all star.

Fuck dude I just pulled the hardest wet Elisha last night in the janitors motherfucking closet

by Trashboat21 February 3, 2019

Wet micheal

A wet micheal is a polka dot beach towel, covered in whale semen that is dried in the sun for 72 hours.

I’m going to hit you with my wet micheal if you don’t stop right now!

by Bubble_bee_outside May 10, 2022