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Tard

Tard stands for "That Ass Really Delicious"
"Wow, Tard !"

"Oh really ? Thanks lol"
by Calebbbdare July 29, 2023
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Tard jar

A short bus. A shortened school bus for special needs children.
Check out all them reerees cramming into that tard jar. What kind of shitty field trip could they be going on?
by behebojo September 12, 2022
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E-tard

Claudia: Hey! E-tard! over hear!
Edward: Whaddya want? rape?
Claudia: You are still a piece of Faggetie !
Edward: Here comes my Grandfather cock !!!
Claudia: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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tard

Me to annoying kid:shut up tard
Teacher: hey watch ur mouth!
Me: I meant like tarder sauce
by nobody else here August 18, 2020
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Tard

Contrary to popular belief, tard is not short for retarded. That is totally offensive. Tard is actually a combination of two words put into one. Tard is the words lard and turd put together. It's still an insult.

Girl - "You're an absolute tard!"

Boy - "What?! You jerk!"
tard lard turd
by The Universe in a Tube September 15, 2016
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Tard licker

Homie1-wanna make out?
Homie2-of course not tard licker
by Sexywomankisser February 10, 2022
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