Shark Attack

When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.

Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?

Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!

by KodsterJonester June 19, 2011

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

Crack Shark

1. A person (usually in an office setting) whose is so consistent in brown nosing and kissing the supervisor’s/boss’s ass, their head appears to be a shark fin coming from the recipients buttcrack.
2. Complete and constant kiss-ass.

Mike is constantly kissing up to the supervisors, he is definitely the office crack shark.

by Clayton Farmer September 14, 2011

Shark

The act of a female pleasuring a male through the act of "rimming" but the catch is she still wears braces and shreds the males asshole.

Daquavious: Ayo Ethel gave me that shark last night after the game.
Ferdinand: Yo is that why you haven't moved all day? That's crazy bro me too!

by JesusChrist69420_ January 27, 2023

shark

sex

sex is sharks

by DEAD1NSIDE February 6, 2023

Akula The Tiger Shark

A (as of writing this) 20+yo notorious for dating minors, bullying minors in the furry fandom into making art for him or using their OC's for his fetish art and defending a Pedophile for a fursuit on Instagram

Did you know Akula The Tiger Shark has an alt OC called "Splash the Vaporeon"?

by OllyollyOxiclean February 22, 2023

baby shark

NO.

Guy: "baby shark d-"
(someone else proceeds to run over the person)

by 7568ino November 2, 2023