Eldest daughter syndrome 

She may not be the eldest child but she is the eldest daughter meaning she'll take on more responsibilities than her siblings and forced to be the family therapist and second mom and if she breaks under the pressure? Good luck

Person#1: hey why were you late?
Eldest daughter: Oh I had to make breakfast for the family, do the laundry make sure mom took her meds make sure dad got to work on time made sure my siblings that had it got to school on time and made sure my brothers got to work on time
Person: sounds like you have eldest daughter syndrome

Eldest daughter syndrome by Cinder323 December 7, 2021

Tall Man Syndrome 

Opposite of Small Man Syndrome. It is where tall men (probably over 5'12) who have probably done nothing in their life except be dicks and failures to society, are seen as superior by either some people or themselves. This is in spite of figures like Napoleon Bonaparte, who conquered a lot of Europe, was only around 5'6-5'7.

While shorter men doing great things might be seen as compensating, that is much better than someone with Tall Man Syndrome as someone with this affliction does nothing at all except disappoint everyone, especially women in bed.

There are two kinds of people in this spectrum. One does great things like lead England and the allies through World War 2 and being a distinguished historical figure, while the other got genetically lucky and nothing else.

"Damn. Look man, I may be short, but I can actually pay my rent on time and hold a relationship. You suffer from Tall Man Syndrome! A big case of it too!"

Short Man: "I just conquered half of Europe!"
Random person: "You are probably just compensating."
Short Man: "Maybe. How's (Insert Tall Man)? Still crying in his parents basement?"

Tall Man Syndrome by Khaosyrup March 5, 2022

Al Sharpton Syndrome 

When you have to stir shit up to stay relevant

Damn Fauci wanting us to wear masks again i swear he has Al Sharpton Syndrome

Al Sharpton Syndrome by JB227890 March 18, 2022

Ford derangement syndrome

The denial that President Gerald Ford invented the automobile.

Commies typically suffer from Ford derangement syndrome due to their hate for America, freedom, capitalism and poor education. They share similar qualities to Ben Franklin deniers.

Ford derangement syndrome by America, F yeah!!! April 26, 2022

ostrich syndrome

Denying or refusing to acknowledge something that is blatantly obvious as if your head were in the sand like an ostrich.

Guy: You know, I didn't see them kissing. I saw them canoodling in the library for hours but I had no idea he was cheating on you.

Girl: Really? Sounds like you've got the Ostrich Syndrome.

ostrich syndrome by Bravo India Tango Charlie Hote June 25, 2009

Hot Girl Syndrome 

Usually starting at a young age when a girl is everyones little princess, then slowly progresses into adulthood and the girl uses her looks to get what ever she wants

Also known as "HGS"

Written by "GC"

Discoverd by "Vandersmelt"

Person 1: Wow look at that hot girl :)

Person 2: yeah she looks like she suffers from Hot Girl Syndrome

Person 1: thats probably how she got the lexus shes driving

Hot Girl Syndrome by NELV March 11, 2010

band-trip boyfriend syndrome 

A band-trip boyfriend is acquired in the following manner: a single band geek sits beside another single band geek on the band bus over the duration of a band trip (especially a long one). Close quarters and raging hormones result in a couple, especially in middle-school scenarios where "having-a-boyfriend" is considered an essential mark of status. Because of sheer desperation on the part of some band geeks, it's nearly inevitable.

Susy sat next to Jake on the band trip to Florida. They're going out now; it's a perfect case of Band-Trip Boyfriend Syndrome

band-trip boyfriend syndrome by .______. April 21, 2006