ice is nice

true dat

Meme machine: I C E I S N I C E
Everyone else: shut the fuck up or i'll kill you.

(Ice is nice (;u;) )

by 666666666666666666566666666666 December 13, 2017

Ice Cream

The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.

"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."

by Confooshus October 25, 2017

poop icing

pooping into a ziplock bag, warming it in the microwave (and/or an alternate heat source), snipping the corner of the bag, and writing/decorating your poop like you would icing.

"man, i just made poop icing and poop icinged that bitches car. i got her good"

by poop icing bandit January 10, 2012

Ice-Dickle

When your out drinking in the woods in the winter and you go off on a walk with that special boy/girl. You start to kiss and steadily continue on with your sexual activity until he/she touches your penis and it shrivels making it an "ice-dickle"

- Tommy: Dude i went on a walk with Karina last night and she totally gave me an Ice-Dickle!

- Ian Dunphy: No way dude! I got three Ice-Dickle's from Marissa last night!

by ShizzMcdizzle October 24, 2011

ice butter

The art of molding butter to freeze to use for sexual pleasure.

I wanna ice butter your dick!

Oooooooooo you about to get ice buttered!!

by A whole stick August 25, 2018

ice cleaning

ice cleaning is when you take an ice cube and rim your partner with it, sliding it in and out, then keeping it in, then whenever he releases you have to suck on it in your mouth until it's clean again, then repeat untill its completely dissolved

"Matt is up for another round of ice cleaning tonight... Can I borrow some Altoids?"

by Geminitre February 2, 2004

Ice aging

The act of toking up outside and taking such a big toke, that the cloud blocks out the sun for a second. Its even easier to do if using a bong

wow, you really ice aged the fuck out that joint didnt you man? or man you sure are ice aging that motherfucker

by canada len October 28, 2007