Dirty dick syndrome 

When a man has sex with numerous women without protection and not caring about passing along infections or diseases.

I had sex with Scott on the weekend that had sex with Dawn last weekend now I have his Dirty dick syndrome.

Dirty dick syndrome by Meathead MacDonald May 15, 2018

Krill dick 

The Norwegian equivalent of a micropenis.

Lingelbach has a krill dick.

Krill dick by Lingelbach's Mom June 4, 2018

Country Dick

The large member of an African American phallus has 'Country Dick'

Person 1 says: Country boys have good dicks I hear.

Person 2 says: He's got "Country Dick"

Person 3 says: Country boy is a good boy.
He got that passionate bigdick.

Shit's gon get better with age.
Gonna be a nice dad dick.

Country Dick by Jack Herrer November 8, 2018

National dick pic day 

Happens April 12th it’s when you take a pic of your dick and send it to the person who asked for that pic.

National dick pic day means taking a photo of your dick.

National dick pic day by Yummyd:3 April 11, 2019

daffy dick 

A black dickhead with a speech impediment who’s always blabbering and trying to brag to others about himself and his talents when he’s the weird asshole.
He tries to prove how talented he is, but others find him crazy and loony.

Daffy dick.

Bugs: What’s up dick.
Daffy: I’m gonna see if you can face the wrath of my house!
Bugs: Oh, ok, if you insist.
Daffy: You’re dickspicable.

daffy dick by gregben May 22, 2019

Swinging dick gandelier 

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

Swinging dick gandelier by Davedale August 29, 2019

Sad Dick 

When your dick doesnt get enough love.. like when you take a dick pic in a sink but its going into the sink

"hey look it's a sad dick in a sink"

Sad Dick by RobinsonGoHome October 22, 2019