Dick Douche

1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.

a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!

by Wattx April 3, 2009

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chugging a dick

Much like sucking a dick, however this phrase is much more aggressive. Chugging a dick involves "bouncing" the cock in your throat for a longer amount of time.

"Oh snap, that girl must be chugging a dick, she doesn't have a gag reflex."

Or

"Go chug a dick!"

by DevilSuade April 22, 2018

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dick deprived

Suffering from lack of dick

My man haven’t been here and lately I’ve been feeling dick deprived.

by smith&lanson January 29, 2018

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No dick December

Kind of like no nut November but instead women aren’t allowed to have sex until new years

Me: I feel bad for the guys in November.
Also me December 1: ahhhh I’m scared that No Dick December is here.

by Bawston69 October 31, 2019

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dick wolfed

To end something too soon.

"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"

"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"

by danny boyyyy October 9, 2006

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