charger excuse

In recent years, this has become a popular cover story for ignoring someone's phone calls and/or text messages. Your phone's battery died and the charger was at home, or you could not find the charger.

Shortly after Bill arrived at the lake, his boss texted him and asked if he could work on his day off. He decided to use the charger excuse.

by WineAndPasta June 13, 2016

charger

a cord used to charge electronics by using mini lightning bolts to charge ur stuff

i rushed to the charger to charge my phone cuz the battery was on 3 percent

by UKball January 5, 2019

charged penile blast

When you hold your penis shut while peeing and hold it in for an hour. Then release a charged blast of blood and urine

Guy1: dude, i just did a charged penile blast!
Guy2: woah

by lump420 July 13, 2019

Charger

A charger is something no teen can live without

If my phone charger breaks i will die!

by A wierd human October 27, 2019

Charged up

When you do MDMA (I.e Ecstasy, once the peak sets in.

Friend Didn’t you do MD last night?
His friend Yeah, I was charged up bro!
Or
Friend Didn’t you do MD last night?
His friend Yeah, I was charged up like Duracell batts, bro!

by Unknown_AA August 9, 2020

chargey

chargey is much rather large and would rather eat and sleep than go outside for a jog

chargey is fat and ugly

by half 2k February 14, 2021

charger

something the charge your phone/tablet/laptop and others

John: hey Dan do you have the charger?
Dan: no I don’t. It’s in your room
John: oh thanks

by nigger_cock420_69 March 19, 2021