Closey

When you fuckin raw & you gonna pull out seconds before you bust

"1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi ... PULL" that's closey

by jawn2.0 November 11, 2020

Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.

Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:

by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020

Closet Goblin

A homosexual or queer person (oftentimes in denial) who happens to be homophobic.

My friend's brother just called me the f-slur. I don't know why he's so homophobic, he literally has a boyfriend. God, he's such a fucking closet goblin!

by anonymous September 26, 2020

Close your garage door

No... Like seriously close that shit

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door

by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020

Closetbaby

Any LGBTQ+ member who isn't out to more then one person, normally a close member such as a parent/guardian or a friend.

Bully:"AYOOOOO YOU'RE A CLOSETBABY YOU LOSERRRRRRR~~~~~~"
CLOSETBABY: "that's not what your dad/mom said last night though?"

by Anime_bxtch.com December 12, 2020

Closet

What your bro Ryan has not come out of yet.

You:hey Ryan are you part of the lgbtq+.
Ryan: ...
You:oh.. still in the closet I see.

by BOREDASFUUUUUUUUU February 14, 2021

closet multitasking

Closet multitasking is when you show up for remote meetings pretending to be in attendance but really working on something else.

Bob: Did you hear in the staff meeting that no one can take vacation in February?
Jane: No. Did Fred say that?
Bob: Absolutely. What were you closet multitasking?

The Boss: Jim, How are sales doing?
Me: crickets - no reply
The Boss: WTF, Jim? You closet multitasking?

by jfburke619 January 26, 2021