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Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.
Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024
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chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!
by Giraffesgotmoves May 3, 2018
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chinese thunderdoodle

When having sex doggy style with a Chinese girl and when trying to talk dirty, she barks and farts (or sharts) straight on to you
Person 1: “Dude how was last night, she was a mad cute asian”
Person 2: “The sex was fire until she turned into a Chinese thunderdoodle”
by Adam and Jake March 20, 2019
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Chinese Snorlax

1. A Pokémon from the Chinese-language version of Pokémon Leaf Green version.

2. A Chinese person that’s obese.
1. Person A: I just caught a Chinese Snorlax.
Person B: How did you catch a Chinese Snorlax?
Person A: I play the Chinese version of Pokémon Leaf Green version for the Gameboy Advance.

2. Person A: There’s this Chinese person that eats a lot and he also kept complaining it’s too far for him to walk to class. He’s also very big. He’s obese. He has to go to the Big & Tall section in JCPenney to buy his clothes.

Person B: Wow! Chinese Snorlax.
by Redfire52 December 18, 2023
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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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Chinese Fightin Socks

Low cut running socks, sometimes called ped socks, fit just above the heel collar of your shoe. Low cut socks are often the choice for runners that want to avoid the hassle of their sock slipping too low in their running shoes but don't want the sock above their ankle bone.
This dude just tried me so I had to put on my Chinese Fightin Socks
by Christina Lounsberry May 27, 2022
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Chinese Dumpling

The act of dipping a mans balls in a soup then proceeding to lick and bite his testicular sack.
Amanda: Hello my dear sir, would you like to perform the Chinese Dumpling with me?
Clarence: “Yes.”
by Hello(xx)? August 26, 2021
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