Neck Back Sausage

Noun: When a person is so Fat that the back of their neck resembles a pack of Sausages.
Commonly found on fat men who shave their heads.

Damn Sam, You're so Fat that you got some Neck Back Sausage happening back there.

How much for one of those Neck Back Sausages?

by Jockamo Feenahey January 27, 2009

greek sausage fest

A Greek Sausage fest is when a Greek friend invites you onto his back seat of his car for some Dutch Ruddering

Hey ****, fancy a Greek Sausage Fest?

by whoppapappa February 22, 2011

Tongue some Sausage

When a drunken girl finds a equally drunk guy, brings him back to her room and asks to preform oral sex on the guy.

A female giving oral sex to a male that you dont know to well and just doing it to please them in hopes of having sex with them later on.

Hey can I tongue some sausage tonight when we get back?

by Wray house September 17, 2009

Greek mud sausage

When a man is anal pounding a greek hottie, he pulls out and slaps her in the face with his shitty dick while ejaculating

Susan got Greek mud sausage from the whole football team

by herth October 17, 2007

sausage in the jam doughnut

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.

She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

by Samwell August 14, 2005

velvet sausage wallet

A vagina.

Man that chick had some good velvet sausage wallet.

by Captain Slappy July 11, 2008

Second-hand sausage

When you are making out with your girlfriend and you taste another guys dick on her lips. This also includes when you go down on the girl.

Madisen came over to kiss me and I almost choked on the second-hand sausage.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004