Monkey-slinger

A man who throws banana and shit as a defense-breaking maneuver, in an attempt to proceed to the offensive.

Micheal: Jordan is a Monkey-Slinger! When he strikes, our attack will push the fort!

Jordan: Remember to bring some tissues for yourself, cus I ain't wiping!

by BongoLongManMDF August 9, 2024

Ring stinger

When ya fluked the ultimate romantic holy grail and accidentally managed to marry a chick because someone slipped an eccie in your drink so u weren’t being a fuckwit all night but then ya dob her in to the cops next day when ur sober because you don’t like people on eccies

Bro that chick needs a medal bro she fell hard for a dude and married him the same night because he wasn’t an arsehole to her , but he ended up being a ring stinger when he was sober

by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.

"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"

by PStar-7 October 29, 2023

knee swinger

To have a massive cock that swings at the knees

Wow, Bob you never told me you had a knee swinger.

by jresona January 3, 2024

Arm-swinger

Arm-swinger. A guest who fails to bring a gift for his or her host. An invitee who arrives at an event empty handed. So called because the offending guest's hands are unburdened with a present and so his or her arms can swing freely.

"Check out Jared. He didn't even bring a six-pack of beer to the afterparty. He's such an arm-swinger."

by Percy Gryce February 8, 2024

Star Spangers Banner

The sign, usually made from/of cardboard, that homeless or poor people fly requesting help for food or financial assistance.

Hey that guy seems authentically homeless flying that Star Spangers Banner so let's go kick him down these leftovers and some change.

by InVintor November 24, 2023

titty slinger

A women's bra.

Hey honey, could ya hand me my titty slinger I gotta get ready for church.

by Mole lady March 29, 2024