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National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day 

Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”
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I put a spell on you 

The Sanderson sisters sang a song in "Hocus Pocus" called 'I Put a Spell on You'
I put a spell on you, and now you're mine!
I put a spell on you by zoejjj August 20, 2019
I'm almost ready honey, let me just get some pout-put on!
pout-put by shellybean64 April 3, 2011

I put that 

to be truthful about something and very serious.
"Was that fool really talking shit?", "yea fool I put that!"
I put that by Sessa & Cheli June 27, 2007

shot put 

the anti-track sport because it requires no endurance whatsoever. most guys on the shot put team are football players who get bored in the spring or football players that can't cut it in baseball any more.
dude nick just threw 52'6. hes going to the state finals for shot put.
shot put by john gallione March 31, 2008

you don't put out 

James: You don't put out...
Amanda: Yes I do!!!
James: Nope.