Is hands down the sexiest man alive he is strong and sexy know how to fuck and eat that pussy he is a awesome man that takes care of his woman and is down right respectful and stong God's give to the world because he's will be the best man u ever had at least the one I know in Mississippi is girl you better hold on to that man and stop being stupid God is going to punish you girl if you mess that boy over
by Love Jason April 10, 2021
Get the Jason matthewsmug. A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.
by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021
Get the Matthew Hastingsmug. The Matthew I know thinks it’s hilarious when you’re mad. The way he flirts with you is teasing and he LOVES to argue. He has a strong opinion about almost everything. He is a great friend and super easy to talk to. He’s tall with curly brown hair and bright blue eyes. He is super smart and likes to read. He’s the kind of friend you text for hours with, and are laughing the whole time. You have great inside jokes and tell each other your crushes. He is soooo stubborn and once he makes up his mind he doesn’t change it for the world. He loves to tease you, he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world and he is very loyal.
Matthew is cool!!
by Ejb081806 February 14, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock March 19, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. The Matthew Ewing Effect is when a player in the MOBA (Multiplayer Online Battle Arena) game League of Legends will pick a champion that they have seen someone else “go off” with (“Go off” meaning that another player does extremely well with in game) and then proceed to pick that champion thinking that because they have seen that someone else did great with, then they will instantly assume that playing said champion will make their knowledge and ability in the game exceed like the players they have seen play that champion. Most of the time the player will then flame the enemy team (insult and harass them) and / or blame the game that they are performing poorly.
Keep in mind that this definition is mostly targeting newer players in the game because experienced players can probably see someone do good as another champion and pick them up with some ease due to their knowledge. However, new players will do this without the knowledge of the game or champion and will most likely make themselves look like a complete idiot.
Keep in mind that this definition is mostly targeting newer players in the game because experienced players can probably see someone do good as another champion and pick them up with some ease due to their knowledge. However, new players will do this without the knowledge of the game or champion and will most likely make themselves look like a complete idiot.
A player sees someone use Yasuo (an assassin / fighter character) and go 29/5 (kills to death) and begins to play that champion, only to wonder why they lost in a fight and blame the game or other players when they do not know how to play Yasuo. Thus you would say "Looks like they're Matthew Ewing"
by SoFakeLmfao May 20, 2021
Get the Matthew Ewingmug. A kind of weird guy who smells really bad. He has anger issues and abuses dogs and loves his fake blonde hair. Once you get to know him he’ll probably start cussing you out and make you feel bad about yourself. Some people even say he hasn’t showered in months. Also addicted to fortnite so ladies he’s probably not a good idea
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
Get the Matthew drinkwatermug. girl 1: i think i have a stalker.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.
girl 2: yeah, who?
girl 1: matthew.
girl 2: really? he seemed so quiet and content.
by minutemade002 February 29, 2024
Get the Matthewmug.