dream catcher

Underwear sleeping garments. Not limited to shorts, sweats or oversized t shirts.

Bro 1 "And interesting dreams last night? "
Bro 2 ".........Shoot. I can't remember. Hold on let me go look at my dream catcher. "
Bro 1 "Where you going?"
Bro 2 " laundry room."
Bro 1 " Dropping a load?"
Bro 2 "Maybe. But first I gotta see if I jizzed in my underwear. "
Bro 1 "Righteous."

by jockstrap on June 25, 2014

Catching Flies

Term for a state of inebriation (Drunk as Fuck), where the human in this state is so messed up he begins to resemble a toad (to ugly to be a frog) catching flies. A.k.a. The Bain.

Example: Well boys looks like the little guy is done for the night, he’s catching flies.

by CanadainSamsquanch August 11, 2011

Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

by Mike October 25, 2004

Catch 22

When 11 men come at you and teabag you all at once. Thus you "catch 22" balls in your mouth. Originated from the literary ignorance of a friend and the twisted perversion of the writer.

"Hey Patrick, want to catch 22?"
"Sure!"

by m0wgli October 15, 2011

chatch

A term of endearment used usually for someone you care about.

Oh babe, your such a chatch.

by Tom Alte March 24, 2007

Catchu

to cough and sneeze at the same time

exuse me while i Catchu

by Johnny LOVETRAIN May 15, 2010

Catch it

To catch.
Pronounciation: Cat-shit

If said out loud.

"Hunny, why did you catch it on the carpet?"

by kitohol October 3, 2009