A piece of deepity used by the unthinking part of the left to disguise their actual views, both from themselves and from others.
To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.
To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
To the extent that it is true, it is unremarkable: all countries are fake, Palestinians are not (on average) any more or less indigenous to the area than Israelis are, and both Zionism and Palestinian nationalism are recent inventions that are only possible in the context of the broader invention of nationalism in recent centuries.
To the extent that it is false, it is very important to stress its falsehood: Israel has real, material power, and its oppression of Palestinians is very real, material, and immediate. It needs real, material, immediate relief, not abstract philosophical musings.
Zionist: ARE YOU DENYING THAT ISRAEL HAS THE RIGHT TO EXIST?
Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...
Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.
Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
Leftist: Jews have the right to exist; Israel doesn't because it is an abstraction that necessarily should never take precedence over the lives of...
Unthinking leftist: Israel is FAKE.
Leftist: Look shut up and go play in /r/ChapoTrapHouse while serious people have a discussion
by Catty McGee June 04, 2019
by Sly Magoo October 01, 2003
The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.
These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019
The excuse for when others talk Shit about you that's true and you don't want people to know it so you call it fake even though it isn't because there's evidence, and you just don't want to take responsibility because you're a little bitch.
"I heard from tv that your hotel went out of business."
"No. That's fake news."
"Dude, they have clear evidence of it."
"No they don't. It's fake news."
"No. That's fake news."
"Dude, they have clear evidence of it."
"No they don't. It's fake news."
by RTNightmare July 12, 2017
Fake depression
it came from gacha. Theyre dumb and fucking idiots.
Me: hey dumbass gacha your video sucks you should fucking kill yourself. Go get a life
The gacha dumbass: Oh yea who do you think your talking to I already killed myself
Me: bruh then why are you still alive commenting and you used Gucci bracelets
The gacha dumbass: Uhh..
Me: Shut up . Your looking for attention are you, you dumbass fool you shitass faggot * shoots the gacha to death*
Fake depression means it's fake whenever they use Red bracelets on gacha that means they are fake depression
Me: hey dumbass gacha your video sucks you should fucking kill yourself. Go get a life
The gacha dumbass: Oh yea who do you think your talking to I already killed myself
Me: bruh then why are you still alive commenting and you used Gucci bracelets
The gacha dumbass: Uhh..
Me: Shut up . Your looking for attention are you, you dumbass fool you shitass faggot * shoots the gacha to death*
Fake depression means it's fake whenever they use Red bracelets on gacha that means they are fake depression
by Glamrock Flame January 19, 2021
When you have a hole in your bullet proof vest ahead of time and pretend to be shot by a Japanese whaling vessel, as seen on Whale Wars.
Dude 1: Did you see that episode of Whale Wars when the captain got shot?
Dude 2: Yeah, that was hella fake. That fool was Fake Shot...He had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.
Dude 1: Hells yeah. Homeboy thought he was Biggie Smalls.
Dude 2: Yeah, that was hella fake. That fool was Fake Shot...He had a hole in his bullet proof vest, but no hole in his shirt.
Dude 1: Hells yeah. Homeboy thought he was Biggie Smalls.
by Smiggie Balls March 03, 2010
A lying ass pussy who lies about anything and everything. Lies just to get by and pretends to be something that they're not. Habitual liar who lies to make themselves look better than they really are. A fake ass pussy who can't admit his/her flaws, weaknesses, and mistakes.
You're the fakest bitch I've ever known you fake ass bitch. quit pretending and just admit that you ain't shit.
by B real plz April 03, 2010