salty laces

salty laces

"Went on a big walk today, and got some salty laces"

by Lewwis January 19, 2024

salty peeper

"salty peeper" is an old English phrase referring to when a person gets semen in their eye, with "salty" referring to the typical taste of semen and "peeper" referring to the person's eye, thus their peeper is being described as salty.

Last night, I was watching some bukkake porn and the girl got a bunch of semen in her right eye, then one of the guys said; "woah, would you look at that salty peeper!"

by Matt8Wats October 20, 2021

Salty one

Scottish term for a man of pure saltyness, used to describe people of less desirable qualities.

“Oh whut your a pure salty one”

by Jbroon October 14, 2020

salty jam

when you lose on nuke and represent your team in a negative light

darn it, I lost on nuke and represented my team in a negative light, now I am a salty jam.

by harbodon June 22, 2016

Salty

Salty-Taste of salt (duh)
Salty-When someone does mean things to you because they are jealous of something you have/or don't have something they want.

This soup is so salty!

Amanda was salty because she didn't have a fucking ass.

by FrozenPiss November 26, 2019

salty chris

A gay faggot with no friends

There was once a salty Chris who thought he was not gay but people thought that he was

by 1357445Jimmie February 20, 2018

Salty Spruyttus

The Salty Spruyttus is a sexual position in which a man lays on his back with his feet up near his head. A line of salt is applied to his erect shaft, and a lemon wedge is placed on his butthole. A tequila shot is taken (optionally from the belly button).

Dan and Andrew performed a Salty Spruyttus.

by xarumitzu August 4, 2020