Fruit Salad

A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.

Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.

by Apple_Pie November 19, 2011

Salad Fingers

this is a cartoon about the insane and the battle for sanity if u watch his puppets are him well diffrent aspects of him.

Hubert CUmberdale: Him when he commits offel acts taste like soot and poo
Margery Steward Baxter: little girl he killed and ate notice he says u taste of Sunshine Dust, on the oven there is a sun he cooked the girl and ate her, well hubert cumberdale did his split personality
Fisher: is him the normal him fighting the great battle for sanity
Rusty Spoon: the anker to sanity when he has the spoon he is normal
Facuets: water wash's the filth and bad thoughts away
Number 22: canablistic Number
ill post more later on there is alot of messages in the films u need to be mentaly ill to find them all. if u have any questions or comments e-mail me at [e-mail]

Salad Fingers Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"

Salad Fingers: Margery Steward Baxter: you taste of sunshine Dust
Hubert Cumberdale: you taste of soot and poo
Fisher: i thought u were fighting the great war"Battle 4sanity"

by XxGerMxX September 4, 2008

salami garage

another word for pussy

excuse me maam, how much would it cost to valet my meat in your salami garage for the night?

by crank bait November 12, 2009

Salamander Bitch

A slippery bitch, preferably one that looks like a salamander. Is also uncannily pale with veins you can see through their translucent skin

see slippery bitch

I thought Janet was cool but she turned out to be a salamander bitch

by booty_licker123 April 26, 2017

Salami nips

When a girl has giant nipples that are dark red and look like salami on the end of her tits!

Dam bro that girl had huge salami nips last night!

by JyahC August 29, 2018

Salami Slap

When a person is down on their knees (or maybe they are just rather short?), giving oral sex to a penis and either they or yourself decide to slap them gently in the face with the penis.

“Ha ha Toby told everyone that he salami slapped you last night, he’s totally made you his bitch”

by Flames6067 April 20, 2019

salamancer

A pedophile who seeks self-pleasure by communicating with younger boys on PlayStation

Hey , you should mute the salamancer in your party!

by The People’s Champ! February 20, 2020