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penis pickings

When you have little hairs or fuzz bits around your penis you pick off with your fingers
my penis is getting dirty! im gonna do my daily penis pickings
by poperoni304 September 19, 2023
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
by anonymous April 12, 2024
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Additional parking

Where you have a couple of dab pens and when they are on their last legs, you can transfer all of the other pens liquid into one pen which mixes all different strains.
“Bro, how many dead penjamins do you have? “
“A couple meaning that i can do some additional parking on the empty penj”
“ fr? we are not gonna be sober for the next 3 days.”
by BROPUTKBOXINGSJSJDM April 29, 2024
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fruit picking sodomite

A homosexual man who not only partakes in the act of anal sex (sodomy) but also 'picks the fruit', in other words folates and handles the male genitals in a manor that some would call sensual or erotic.
by mattybarns June 17, 2024
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Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)

Mint Picking is referred to as the act of constantly playing genshin impact when there is nothing to do in the game, as mint is a useless material and playing the game with nothing to do is useless
"what is jerry doing?"
"playing genshin impact"

"didnt he 100 percent the game"
"hes Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)"
by somethingfishyV3 July 4, 2024
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Hasty Picking

Selectively choosing only the earliest, most immediate, or most convenient data points to support a claim, while ignoring the broader timeline or later-developing information. It’s the fallacy of drawing a conclusion from a sample that is not only too small, but also prematurely snatched. The hasty picker is the person who declares a movie a masterpiece after the first trailer or a policy a failure after its first week.
Example: "He engaged in hasty picking about the new manager, citing her awkward first meeting as proof she'd be a disaster. He ignored the next six months where she turned the department around, because his initial 'data point' was already cemented as his truth."
by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026
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