Oatmeal Man

The guy on the oatmeal box, dressed as a Quaker. The real reason some kids hate oatmeal.

I'm so scared of the Oatmeal Man.

by Chuckie Finster January 27, 2004

man mustard

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

he man

the epitome of manliness, what all men strive to be like

He's incredible, now THATS a he man!

by Wesley H June 16, 2007

g man

1: (n) Any government agent, or specifically an FBI agent. Term originates from "Machine Gun" Kelly, who used it to address the FBI agents sent to arrest him in Memphis.
2: A character in the Half-Life game series.

1: "Don't shoot, G-Men!"

2: You see him several times in the game, but G Man is immortal. Don't waste your ammo.

by ShadowForm February 14, 2006

top man

british; for being the the best.

theirry Henry is a top man at soccer

by Beach Flexton February 23, 2008

Sea-Man

A slang for cum when he is sailing in orgasmic fluids. one individual thread of semen.

Yo get this sea man out of my eye

by Eduardo January 10, 2005

man wench

A male that is easily 'pwned' by females. These males are usually submissive and/or shy. Almost always attractive.

"I have a man wench harem!" Eg- Chris Corner.

by Astrakhan April 5, 2003