Plastic Jesus

A term used to describe someone puts on the facade of being holy when, in fact, they are not.

Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.

by Ngstfld June 30, 2018

Sweet Jesus

When you see a woman so beautiful she takes you by surprise

Sweet Jesus shes hot

by Seny69 December 30, 2018

rave jesus

An individual who dresses up as jesus and attends raves. Goes up to individuals having a bad reaction or "trip" on drugs and makes them feel safe.

Friend one: Damn bro, I was so mucked out last night! I saw god!
Friend two: Na dude, that was rave jesus.

by jghfcjvkhjkk January 27, 2019

ass jesus

God himself, embodied into a profile picture of jouta kujo and brings holiness upon the land.

"man, how did joe finally get laid?"
"nobody knows, we can only thank ass Jesus"

by juwupiter February 12, 2020

The Jeswin Charm

Using force while being nice

Mrs. Book couldn't handle the Jeswin Charm

by Jezwin December 7, 2021

Prettier Jesus

Refering to pop star Lorde, who is infact, a Prettier Jesus, as she states in her song "Solar Power".

Yo, who sang that song Royals in like 2013?

The Prettier Jesus did!

by ellasellaphant July 1, 2022

kai jesse

Similar to china really fucking big and wide love food and if he fell over rolls down the hill. Cock-small. waist-fucking massive. Similar to a snowball, once he eats one thing he doesn't stop growing

person 1: you look like kai Jesse

Person:2 nom nom nom what cunt

by Christa Ronaldo November 2, 2022