Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening

Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening : An ancient Mongolian technique used for pleasure OR as a battle tool to help act as a human lasso to detain their enemies; This is performed by gathering as much skin as possible and tying it with a string in which is pulled for three hours each day for two weeks; Modern day people may perform this to use as a noose or a waist band.

Mongolians: Good thing we used our Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening, we captured 500 men!

Modern: Did you hear the news? An 8 year old boy used the Mongolian Foreskin Lengthening to kill himself. How tragic.

by Footjober February 16, 2025

Old Forester

Referred to as the best whiskey money can buy, Old Forester is a classic whiskey. Not only do the slight notes of vanilla and oak within the whiskey bring a smile to one’s face, but the overall affects of the whiskey are what make it special. People will often times find themselves cutting Old Forester with a large cube of ice, but after several glasses the taste overwhelms them and they can’t help but drink it straight. It is known that once an individual has drank several glasses, they unlock a new part of their brain.

“Dude did you see OJ won the spelling bee at the Ruckmoor? He got a free bottle of Old Forester and then proceeded to drink 5 glasses of it. He started speaking in tongues after the 5th glass!”

by The_Kernel…. March 18, 2025

Toothpaste Foreskin

The flap of toothpaste that forms on the nozzle of a tube of toothpaste that has not been capped.

Rabbi Finkelstein used a tissue to remove the toothpaste foreskin from his tube of Colgate.

by Steinerwoodwork March 19, 2025

Arcane Foresight

Arcane Foresight - the fear of something bad happening in the near future

I have a case of Arcane Foresight

My Foresight is sensing some Arcane

by John_the_rhombus April 30, 2025

Rain forest drizzle

When a man woman or apache helicopter has copious amounts of sweaty or wet ass hair and wring it out onto someone else’s face then use it to moisturise their lips

Marc gave darryl a rain forest drizzle and he enjoyed it very much

by Jerkin jerkin May 30, 2025

death foresight

A saying for when a funeral happens without anyone having died beforehand

"Black Sabbath and other bands held a death foresight for Ozzy Osbourne"

by Aussie123hehe July 10, 2025

Lake forest

Town right off of Lake Michigan. The town holds not only a high-school but an academy as well. The town has a beautiful beach, but you can only go if you live in lake forest. Lake forest has some of the richest people, a lot of old money. All the parents are absent, which leaves all the kids to spend all their time shopping or doing drugs. The kids whole personality is that they just hate Libertyville, a neighboring town which beats them in sports a lot. They have decent sports and good education, but somehow all these kids lack common sense. They survive the rest of their lives of their daddy’s credit card and end up living in the basement of their parents house. Everyone hates lake forest even the a lot of the kids, they just hate on Libertyville cause they want to be them. They act all tuff trying to start fights, but when I goes down they threaten to use their daddy’s money to sue. Moral of the story, it’s a town with beautiful house, and snotty rude grimey egotistical ugly kids.

Lake Forest, Illinois is a suburban city located in Lake County, about 30 miles north of downtown Chicago. It sits along the shore of Lake Michigan. A town in Illinois where the rich have huge egos
Kid: daddy I need a Porsche I crashed my jeep
Daddy: okay

by Username48862 August 17, 2025