after-birther

A birther who, even after the release of Pres. Obama's "long form" birth certificate still doesn't believe he was born in the united states.

That wing-nut is an after-birther. He has seen Obama's long form certificate but still doesn't believe it.

by m00ndog May 20, 2011

afterquake

The side-effects of listening to dubstep or any other bass-heavy music for long periods of time. Includes headaches, hungriness ("munchies"), blurred/distorted vision, and (very rarely) occasional vomiting.

Guy1: "Mike seems pretty beat."
Guy2: "Yeah, he just listened to 8 straight hours of dubstep trying to break in his new headphones. I'm pretty sure he's suffering from an afterquake."

by weaksauce8737 December 28, 2011

Aftermornevening

A pleasantry wishing someone a good afternoon, morning and evening simultaneously.

Person 1: Good afternoon!
Person 2: Good Aftermornevening!
Person 1: I am totally stealing that phrase as my own!

by JRANSON July 25, 2012

after-burn

A cigarette smoked after smoking pot ('burning'). The lungs have a pleasurable burning sensation after smoking weed which heightens the pleasurable sensation of smoking tobacco.

"I wish I had saved that dart for an after-burn."

"Let's have an after-burn shall we?"

"We smoked after-burns before going inside."

by mousygerade January 15, 2014

after shittle

the poop after anal sex in other words after performing anal its what come out of who has just been fucked mixed with the occasional cum.

I'm having after shittle

by LOve_moneY September 9, 2014

Aftershock

When one has completed taking a dump, they shit again afterwards.

Steve: Why you stink muhfuhkuh?
Bartholameau: Man, I just took a shit, but I got hit with that aftershock.

by DawktorCawktor May 26, 2015

aftershart

Shortly after taking a massive shit you get the urge to shit again, and it feels huge and takes great effort but only the size of a grape.

After taking massive shit i ran back to the bathroom for an aftershart

by ShartLorde August 30, 2015