My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023

Rap music created by posers pretending to be gangster. Usually white and growing up in good homes in the suburbs with no real problems.
Ex.1 Did you hear the new Sub-Urban rap song by G easy.
Ex.2 Drake likes to pretend to be real, but he really is only a Sub-Urban rapper from Canada.
Ex.2 Drake likes to pretend to be real, but he really is only a Sub-Urban rapper from Canada.
by Danse Franc September 11, 2021

BEJROVBOOTYS at the party BEJROVBLACK MOBJRAFIA MACLONNBEVELI. BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR.
I invented and made and created GANBJrASTA RAP GROUP music. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 28, 2021

*inset moaning sound effect.mp3*
fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!
fspaidufadshupfas yeah too cool uh obingus nah trumpol coopelipa biden shit face crackalacka whaaaa!!!
by raper god November 10, 2022

I'm going to rap you
by knhcerwokl April 2, 2024

A Genre of Rap Music most notorious for its references to Crime, Drugs, Guns & other dark aspects of the underworld.
Guy a) yo' playa you heard of Gangland Rap?
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
Guy b) yeah it's pretty raw rap bro, Google Celebrity Pete Laan has heaps of em on his Instagram account #ijustSHOTkerser
by Scriptures July 17, 2017

by Steampowerengine March 8, 2021
