Noodle

Verb. The act of receiving head while the female has cooked noodles in her mouth.

Person A: "Hey i have to make a quick stop at the grocery store for some pasta."
Person B: "Why?"
Person A: "My girlfriend said she would noodle me tonight."

by brown1223 October 8, 2008

Oodle a noodle

To look at nudes

Why would I want to oodle a noodle from some random online?

I oodled a noodle and I wish I hadn't.

by w34t567u August 26, 2021

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

Noodles

Swirly long ting

Noodles? you want same come get same

by Isuckd4fr33 December 25, 2018

wet noodle treatment

Slapping someone with cooked noodles

"I will give you the wet noodle treatment"

by Someone awesome June 27, 2016

Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

noodling

V. When a dog licks its own peens

Bro 1: Buddy keeps noodling.

Bro 2. You would noodle too if you could

by the non urban gentleman November 9, 2019