Blue Salad

noun.
1. When a man jizzes on his hand and smears all over a woman's face before licking it all of amd spitting it into her vagina.

Brad: Hey I really like that chick, but she did something weird last night
Mark: What? She said you weren't ugly? Haha!
Brad: Fuck you dude. No. We were hanging out and she told me to give her a blue salad.
Mark. Fuck dude. You gotta keep her. She a freak.

Blue Salad by blue salad January 27, 2019

toss the salad

to mix vegetables into a dish with letuce

momma is tossing the salad for our b-b-q

toss the salad by ashley May 4, 2003

tossed salad 

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

tossed salad by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006

Side Salad

Tossing the salad of a midget.

Dude, you totally tossed that midget's salad! Aw yeah, a side salad...

Side Salad by neworleansshaun May 3, 2010

back salad 

A thick layer of curly hair on a the back of a man, usually spotted at the beach or other shirtless venues. Resembles a black noodle salad.

"Did you see that back salad at the beach?"

"I just couldn't take it anymore, his back sald was all over the sheets."

back salad by Hetha April 4, 2007

Mississippi Salad

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.

The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.

Mississippi Salad by Dont Ask... Man March 2, 2010

Russian Salad 

Three different brands of vadka.
Either all mixed together or taken one after the other in quick succession

Guy 1: Dude you were so smashed last night, what happened?
Guy 2: I dont know, last thing i remember is having a Russian Salad.

Russian Salad by 1n5(0)Mn1A March 7, 2011