Queef

A person who is all talk without the ability to back the words. Hot air coming out of a vagina of a mouth.

Conor McGregor has lost 3 fights in row. He is no longer relevant but claims he can kick anyone's ass. Conor is a queef.

by Slyguy76 September 26, 2021

Queef monster

A queef monster is when a guy eats the queefs at a rapid pace.

“I had a queef monster in my pussy last night “

by Lick my delicious balls December 25, 2021

queef angle

When u take a face time photo at an oddly specific angle pointing to one’s abdomen or where the vagina or coochie would be

*friend standing on top of camera at a certain angle* me:*takes face time photo* QUEEF ANGLE!

by Aliyah/Adam January 15, 2023

Queef whistle

When a females vagina lets out high pitch whistle

No that was in a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle

by [e-mail] April 18, 2018

Queef

Basically farting, but out of the vagina, except it's not methane, it's just air trapped in the vagina, and only smells if the women's on her period or have an infection, so if you're woman's queef smells, don't have sex with her with her and if you already have, uuuh... Go to the doctors

Man: (has a massive fart)
Man: (laughs)
Woman: eww
Woman: (queefs)
Woman: (laughs)
Man: EWWW

Queefing is gay, farts are better

by Luvs2spewge February 25, 2022

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Refers to a female who lets out a burst of vaginal wind, known colloquially as a queef, whilst asleep, most often during REM sleep (i.e., during the stage of sleep associated with dreaming). A play on words as the late Martin Luther King Jr. gave a famous speech titled "I have a dream..."

"Good morning. How did you sleep?"
"Like shit. Thanks to your fucking ass. I heard you Martin Luther Queef all fucking goddamn night long. Vaginal Farting, Dick-slurping, fucking Fat-ass Fucking Slut."
"Well, sorry....'I have a queef!...where one day, my queefs will not be judged by the content of their discharge but by the...'"

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 3, 2025

Queef

A word out of bris word bank she claims it to be “ Idk a queen! Someone who's cool or does a lot of power moves tbh”

I love loona, theyre lowkey queefs.

by chikita2 November 23, 2021