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full landed price

A term created by Asia-based online shopping portal Tarazz.com. It stands for the final fixed price that buyers will pay for their items at their merchants’ site, inclusive of shipping charges and taxes and duties. Through their patented technology, Tarazz.com is able to provide full-landed prices in local currencies on their partner's product pages, saving users the hassle of having to calculate these factors on their own.
Merchants' Price: US$34.99 +
Shipping & Handling: US$6.06 +
Sales Tax: US$3.39 +

= Full Landed Price of US$44.44 (approx SGD$65.32)
by MADNESS! April 27, 2009
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THE LOW PRICE LENDER

a 40 something year old Mortgage Broker in Layton, Utah who specializes in FHA, VA, and Conventional loans at great rates and low closing costs
I needed a mortgage and "The Low Price Lender" hooked me up
by LaytonLender March 8, 2010
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Ausjuan Pinky Price

Ausjuan Pinky Price: Doesn't take ish from assholes, Plays "Chicken-Shit" regularly like a G, and pisses in toilets far away and behind trash cans.
by Evilposidon October 6, 2011
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bordplaner og porcelænsglas

Porcelænsglas is a danish word most commonly used in conjunction with bordplaner, and the sentence "bordplan og porcelænsglas" roughly translates into "seating chart and glasses of porcelain". However, the sentence also refers to doing cocaine on the naked body of a prostitute.

The word "bordplaner" gives associations to something lying on a table (a woman or a prostitute).

In the word porcelænsglas the 'porcelæn' gives association to something white (cocaine) and 'glas' to a mirror which is commonly used for lining up the cocaine.
"In the middle of an organizational chaos, I have chosen not to have 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas'."

"WOW, there was nothing about 'bordplaner og porcelænsglas' in the invitation. I would have gotten here earlier then!"

"I hope there will be a 'bordplan og porcelænsglas' soon, or I am out of here."
by DoktorRandolph March 20, 2013
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the vajalien probe

The Vajalien Probe occurs when one is giving slightly over-enthusiastic oral sex to a female partner, leading to their nose and mouth become engulfed in their partner's vulva. The final result gives an appearance that they are being facefucked by a monster from Alien.
Man, I am never giving Stephanie head again: she gave me The Vajalien Probe last night. I thought I was gonna puke out a Xenomorph.
by toddbuster December 16, 2015
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certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance
Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe
by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016
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scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.
Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?
by MikeG5 August 17, 2016
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