Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated “Taking the Peanut” over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak March 20, 2008

Flag

Get the Taking the Peanut mug.

Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.

1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."

by chuckman13 March 11, 2019

Flag