(Noun) The hardened globules of fecal matter that cling to anal hair with the strength of epoxy resin after one has failed to wipe adequately following defecation.
Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration
Sometimes used as an expression of annoyance and/or frustration
I was about to give this gorgeous boi a good rimming, but put my tongue away when I saw butt peanuts
I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!
I forgot to turn off the kettle. Butt peanuts!
by vanderspoor August 3, 2011
Get the butt peanuts mug.Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).
Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"
(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?
Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.
(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?
Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.
by farmboyandapirate February 5, 2012
Get the Wasabi Peanuts mug.Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"
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Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"
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Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"
by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006
Get the I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit mug.An Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwhich, can only be described as the best way to get revenage on ones female enemies. You simply slather peanutbutter on ones penis and comence to have sex with the feamle enemy. This will result in a yeast infection. Have Fun! *note* Great for getting even with mother-in-laws,ex-wives,ex-girlfriends,etc. *Other Note* Any peanutbutter is acceptable. (crunchy and extra-crunchy included)
"My mother-in-law was being a bitch last night, so I got her drunk and gave her an Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich."
by Pimpfromzimbabwe January 1, 2010
Get the Alabama Peanutbutter Sandwich mug.A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".
Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".
The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".
Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".
The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".
by Mr_eX September 8, 2003
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