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Number 3

A flatulence walk. Taking a solo walk outside or to the washroom to expel gas to prevent nauseating your fellow office coworkers, causing a disturbance or clearing out the office entirely. For flatulance in populated areas, see crop dusting.
Hey, where did you disappear to? I was just taking a number 3 outside and got some sun and fresh air at the same time!
by Arm4c August 8, 2025
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Number 3

When you shit out water while shitting out hard lumps of dookie while pissing all at the same time.
Anybody who eats Taco Bell: oh shit, I gotta take a Number 3.

Me: they go up to 3 now?
by Jynx1337 September 2, 2025
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number 3

rocket engine shit, jet stream piss, projectile vomit. basically it.
kid: i gotta go!!!
mom: which one? 1, 2-
kid: number three!!!
mom: there's no thing such as a number thre-
kid: *does a number 3 infront of the mom*
by morting September 5, 2025
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Number

Dawg, as long as the checks don't ever bounce I don't care. You're like one of those fucks at the gas station who don't understand how pre-paying for gas works. I don't know how much gas you car takes.
Hym "Just pick a fucking number that resembles the amount you usually pay based on what level you tank is at and whatever your don't pump will go back on to your card."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2025
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Numeracy Hubs

Where school libraries in both elementary and middle schools, working with local partners, try to tackle numeracy issues in lower-income communities nationwide, where low levels of numeracy (and literacy) are impacting on people’s lives.
Civic groups in red-pilled states want oft-morally corrupt lawmakers to persuade businesses to fund more numeracy hubs to reduce the high rate of poverty among nonwhite families.
by Numerati September 28, 2025
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Numen

An autophage/human hybrid, humanity distilled, created by a zombie bite, made to keep humanity from going extinct. Originating from the game series Dead island, specifically Dead Island 2
Ruben calls us numen, we are the endpoint..
by Vortexkortexx October 10, 2025
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Number 16

When a man shits in a woman’s ear then grabs it and rubs it in her eyes whilst shagging her. When he is ready to come he pulls out and does it in her belly button. He then proceeds to grab it and rub it in her hair!!!
Hey Roy wow u smell of shit and urine and your mrs hair is a mess. Hey Gids I just did a number 16 and she loved it
by Royston J April 26, 2025
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