Jumbo Jack

The best drop kick ever! Look the video up on YouTube.

Vic: Ima neck you Joel!

Joel: Do that shit and Ima Jumbo Jack yo bitch ass!

by Gooch_made November 29, 2009

status jacked

Finding someone's Facebook/Myspace is still logged in and posting a new status update as them, usually to embarrass them.

John status jacked Jane last night on Facebook did you see? It said she was eating ice cream off of her dogs belly.

by Crin March 1, 2009

Jack Sparrow

A pirate who can melt women with a single glare from those heavily lined eyes. More specifically...Johnny Depp.

Heheheee...i was raped by Jack Sparrow and I enjoyed every minute of it!

by 'Drea Eleanora December 12, 2003

lumber jack

a burly man who lives and dies by the axe; lives deep within the deciduous forest where he earns his livelihood by falling large trees, the size of titans.

eats a steady diet of pancakes with maple syrup, beaver, and forest ruffage.

wears a uniform of a plaid flannel shirt.

may or may not be accompanied by a blue ox.

lumber jacks, they don't taste like lumber.

by crimsonhawkman March 25, 2010

Jacking It to Jesus

The higher your hair is, the closer you are to the Lord.

If the Pagent Princess wants to win the crown, she has to make sure her stylist is Jacking It to Jesus during hair and make-up.

by MrsMissa January 1, 2012

Jack Tard

A Jack Tard idiot is a cross between a Jack Ass and Tard. Jack tards are not responsible for their actions, although they should be. Usually mucking up things for the rest of society.

That Jack Tard took up two spaces in a car lot. Jack tards write checks in an express lane. Also, Jack tards don't know the difference between merging and yielding on a highway.

by Honchiejoe February 2, 2007

Jack Harries

Jack Harries is a sexy Youtuber (JacksGap) from the UK and he makes Vlogs and random videos usually. He has a twin Finn Harries.

DAMN HE IS SO DAMN SEXY WORDS CAN'T DESCRIBE.IT'S AMAZING BECAUSE HS A TWIN AND THAT MEANS DOUBLE SEXINESS. SEXY. SEXY.SEXY.SEXY IS WHAT HE IS. THANK YOU

person#1:Hey Did you watch Jack Harries new video
person#2:Yeah He was so damn sexy

Person#1: Let's go wacth him because he is so damn funny and a sexy beast :)

by Lauren ~ July 26, 2012