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Black coffee

Black coffee is black money that you earn illegally
Do you have a job?
Yea I make black coffee
by Ham der January 1, 2016
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Coffee Lock

1.a huge fucking homo lock who blows his dad's cock.

2.a dildo loving cocaine whore.

3.a flaming ass monkey.

Related words: faggot, queer, homo
You look like a coffee lock with those pink short shorts on Steve.
by wtfnoobfan June 9, 2004
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Coffee Grounds

The act of shoving ones asshole into a sleeping person with chocolate syrup inside your asshole, as you sit on the person you release your asshole and slowly dip the chocolate syrup into them.
God damn that Coffee grounds we gave cam last night made me laugh so hard!
by Alex weeks July 25, 2007
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Caffey

1. Verb. To put forth a ridiculous bare amount of effort in the attempt to get away with doing nothing at all

2. Verb. complaining constantly about nothing at all to anyone who will listen even though you they don't give a flying fuck. You can't get a word in edge wise when talking to this person.

3. Noun. a large, especially smelly poo that you have been waiting to get rid of for hours and gives you a great sense of relief to be rid of
1. Quit fucking caffeying and just take out the trash already dude

2. "for the last time, quit caffeying me because no one gives a fuck!"
by Chachbag51 December 30, 2015
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coffee slut

A woman who forces all the matches she finds on dating sites and considers dating to first meet over coffee to complete the preliminary interview process.
She was such a cute, blue-eyed blond in her profile pic. Yet, she looked so much older when we met and the coffee slut finally admitted that the photo was way more than five years old when it was taken.
by stlsrching May 6, 2011
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coffee filter

Ron Artest coffee filtered that careless NBA fan really bad, nigger.
by lemmy is god November 26, 2004
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coffee buck

A coffee bucks is a branch of Starbucks, a worldwide coffee stop. The term coffee bucks was coined by 'Comedy' Dave Vitty to prevent giving undue prominence to Starbucks when discussion coffee on BBC Radio 1.
I got myself a frothy coffee from coffee bucks this morning.
by Dave Davis the fourth February 24, 2009
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