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Ass to Mass 

Mooning your local priest so hard he either collapses from shock or scoops like an ice-cream man.
No fucking way - Kyle is going 'Ass to Mass' all over the joint! POG FUCKING CHAMP.
Ass to Mass by Bradaz - Article October 19, 2022
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ASS BOOTY SHIT 

The act of two or more men going at it having passionate butt sex for hours butt booty ass naked twerking on each other
"damn we was on some ass booty shit last night"

ass cheese 

Ass Cheese is residual fecal matter spread thinly between the buddocks, and around the anus, as the result of inadequate ass wiping. Ass Cheese results in an uncomfortable condition called 'sour ass', whereby the victim of this condition suffers from a constant sweaty itch, which is usually resolved by digging their hand into the buddock crack from the outside of the clothing, thus essentially wiping their ass with their underwear. Results in "skidmarks" on the underwear.
I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.
ass cheese by Tom Haranger October 9, 2007

ass dick 

This is the word you yell at college basketball coaches when they make really stupid decisions.
"Grow some balls, ass dick!"
ass dick by pookie March 22, 2005

ass on your shoulders 

Being overly defensive, obnoxious, confrontational, or just generally annoying.
Man, you've really got your ass on your shoulders.

ass blast 

Dude. My ass blast was painful
ass blast by Nitro March 2, 2003