Whale

It's so big and sometimes it blows up

Whales are so overated
Kid:
Me: I did not know you thought of ur mom that way

by Kanepg April 4, 2022

Whale

It's so big and sometimes it blows up

Whales are so overated
Kid:
Me: I did not know you thought of ur mom that way

by Kanepg April 4, 2022

Canal Whale

A girthy, weighty penis.

There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale

by Cashman Pickles December 1, 2020

Whale

A fat person

Yo bro, My meat ain’t for no whales

by Kapitän December 1, 2020

Sperm Whale

When you are masturbating and you ejaculate and it goes out your sun roof and into another car.

Yo bro did you see that accident on the highway

Yeah it was caused by a sperm whale

by BumpyPeePeeMan December 4, 2020

Exploding Whale

When a small government fucks something up.

"That twenty six thousand dollar golf simulator sure is an exploding whale."

by Jack Oughoften November 12, 2020

Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".

He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.

by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021