Roger Williams University 

A small, private liberal arts college overlooking Mt. Hope Bay in Bristol, Rhode Island. Known primarily for its architecture, marine biology, and engineering programs, it attracts students from all over the world (Bhutan, Vietnam, France, South Africa, Brazil, etc) but mostly from New England and the greater northeast who come from upper-middle class backgrounds and are attracted to the school because of its well-groomed campus (which becomes one giant puddle in the winter).

RWU, as it's abbreviated, is frequently ranked #1 in the country for its sailing team. The teaching staff is full of professors who have taught at Brown, RISD, and Boston schools.

Campus culture varies widely based on your social group, ranging from WASPy old-money aristocrats to hard lesbians, scary Asians and the type of people who major in "Criminal Justice". One constant is the prevalence of North Face jackets and Uggs, though this is more indicative of New England in general than RWU.

Roger Williams University student #1: "I'm from Princeton, drive a BMW and belong to a yacht club."

Roger Williams University student #2: "That's interesting. I'm from Fall River and supply the campus lesbians with marijuana."

Roger Williams University by Existential moose September 15, 2011

Boston University

the hottest school in Boston that cranks out millionares and celebrities. haven for good-looking rich kids that drive around in their bmws and benzes with their gucci and prada gear. no matter what they tell you, all Boston College kids wish they went to BC. the parties at BU last all nite, and the hottest kids hang out there. the BU kids hang out on newbury st., boston's rodeo drive. BU has four Nobel Prize winners, as opposed to BC which has NONE. this school is truly the place to be.

Two guys in a bar in Boston:

Guy 1: Who are those sexy girls standing by the bar?

Guy 2: They're definetely from BU.

Boston University by Lisa P. June 14, 2005

Case Western Reserve University 

Noun

Synonyms: Fear, Frustration, Work Overload, Revenge of the Nerds

Antonymns: Fun, Relax, Enjoy, Hot Chicks

Case Western Reserve University is the most frustrating learning environment in the world. From students to the administration to the city of Cleveland, everything is a mess.

First, lets start with the students. Socially, Case students model themselves after the South African apartheid system. The nerds band together from day one and form their own environment of anime, DDR, study parties, computer programming, and lord knows what else. Then, there are the normal people. Once in a while, a few of them will become friends and have fun at Case by not paying attention to what is going on around them. Everyone is always ugly and pissed off about classes or the weather. Nothing done by the administration ever solves any problems because both groups want everything different. For example, normal people may want a new gym while the nerds want a new computer lounge equipped with megaplex59625 video cards and 92 ultrabytes of RAM, so the administration responds by erecting a giant obelisk in the center of campus.

You might laugh at that, but that is seriously what the administration does. When confronted with a problem, they come up with eleborate and costly solutions that don't work anyway. For example, students didn't like the cafeteria food, so the administration spent $500,000 on a new diner. However, it used the same food made in the cafeteria, only you got to pay for it this time. I once complained about the milk dispensers not working right. The week after, they painted them black and white like cows. We are living in dorms older than Jesus, so they are building new ones. But, they are going to charge us over $2000 more per year than what we pay now which is already insane. The campus bus service has problems running on time, so they are in the process of inventing an elaborate GPS tracking system so students know where the buses are. I truly will enjoy watching the new GPS system when it shows the drivers abandoning their routes for cigarette breaks, which is the whole problem in the first place.

Oh yeah, the professors all make sure to out-do the administration. A lot of them operate on the basis of "it was tough for me so I'm going to make it tougher for you". They want Case to be the same as Stanford and M.I.T. academically, so they all teach their graduate material to undergraduates and make life hell.

Cleveland is also the worst place on earth. The weather sucks. People from the ghetto mug students all the time. The city doesn't have a budget to fix roads, so the main bridge on campus fell down. Traffic is now a nightmare, and there is a hospital right in the middle of things. I saw an ambulance stuck in a long line of traffic the other day - I wish I had a picture of it.

To sum things up, DO NOT COME HERE.

Other amusing things that happen here:
-condoms are the last things that the vending machines run out of
-we currently have our home football and baseball games at a local high school since we have no fields
-most of the porn downloaded occurs on Friday and Saturday nights
-it takes a half hour to walk across campus at a fast pace
-I saw a Case commercial on MTV while watching Viva la Bam...can we say "media whore"?
-I'm so pissed I don't even want to go on...

This is part of a real email from professor to his class:

"Dear class,
Hmm. Let me re-word that ...

Class:
The mid-term exam was an unmitigated disaster. It appears that not one
student got a single problem correct. In spite of my severe disappointment,
I'll have to assume this was my fault. (Of course, this won't keep me from
flogging you when you return!)."

Case Western Reserve University by Domitian February 22, 2005

ryerson university 

THE WORST UNIVERSITY IN TORONTO. i HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT BUILDING. I HATE THIS UNIVERSITY. THEY TAKE ALL YOUR MONEY BECAUSE THEY ARE GREEDY BITCHES AND BASTARDS. I FUCKIN HATE RYERSON UNIVERSITY
I HATE RYERSON UNIVERSITY

DONT EVER go to THIS FUCKIN UNIVERSITY
I HATE RYERSON UNIVERSITY

ryerson university by gil January 2, 2005

Duke University 

A group of undergrads who believe that they are better than you, because they actually are.

I go to Duke University. What? You don't go to Yale, Harvard, Princeton, Stanford or Duke? You're a moron.

Duke University by tobey anon March 19, 2011

Kansas state university 

A cool and well-respected midwest university located in Manhattan, Kansas, know especially for the school of Architecture and Engineering, Chemistry, Agriculture and Equine Science.

The campus is scenic with lots of great limestone buildings and flora. The business and bar district, known as Aggieville, is a favorite hang-out for many college students.

Manhattan is a fairly cheap place to live, but the quality of life is still very high. The best part is if your neighbors are assholes, you can still shoot at them with airsoft guns and not get in trouble. It still is Kansas.

The University is also surprisingly liberal for being located in the heart of right-wing nation.

Mascot: Wildcats

Also home to thriving sports teams.

Kevin: "So I want to go to MIT and study engineering, but I am stuck in the middle of Kansas and don't have enough money!"

Professor: "Forget MIT, Kansas State University is just as good and is only an hour away!"

Kansas state university by WorldLeader May 17, 2007

Manchester University 

A small liberal arts college located in Northern Indiana. Manchester is known for having the first peace studies program in the country, as well as being the last college MLK spoke at before his assassination. Manchester's security guards are a bunch of limp-dicked rent-a-cop wannabes who will do everything in their power to get students in trouble, when they're not too busy giving each other road head in their stupid little "safety mobile."

I found my place and a nice bag of weed at Manchester University

Manchester University by Super Smashed Bros February 2, 2014