Super Player 

Super Player is one who is so totally and utterly smooth that the person or people who are being "played" don't even consider the possiblity that they are being "played". Meaning instead of being looked upon and identified just based upon their appearance that they are a player, they are able fly in under the radar, and pick off their targets getting in and out without ever raising suspicion about their incredulour (or totally awesome, depending on your point of view) behaviour.

Andrew: "What did you do last night?"

Ian: "I met with Michelle at 7pm, and later Sara came over at 10pm?"

Andrew: "Didn't you get caught?!"

Ian: "On the contrary, they shook hands as one left and the other entered my apartment"

Andrew: "Wow, your a Super Player!"

Super Player by ShishiShishi August 1, 2010

super cuffin 

(v) To protect or overprotect a boy/girlfriend in fear that he/she might find interest in someone else. Especially when that boy/ girlfriend has done something foul to the other partner in their relationship, or might generally be involved with someone else. That's where the "super" aspect comes in.

Another way of super cuffing is enduring messed up things from the partner, like staying in the relationship when everyone around you can tell that it's not working out for the both of you. Can cause other people to become sick to their stomach actually. It's quite sad because there is virtually no way you can stop someone from cuffing when it reaches this stage.

"Sammi: Why are you with me? | Ronnie: I'm in love with you. Why? I can't help the way I feel." - Jersey Shore Example of Super Cuffin

"One of my baddest women ever, I call her Rihanna/ But that's because her name is Rihanna." - Drake 'Made Men' <-- Prime Example of Super Cuffin

super cuffin by theycallmeTUNE January 6, 2011

super distance 

A general drunken measurement of time, not specific but usually 5 - 6 years.

Its been a super distance since I saw you last.

super distance by IcyMiketheUnicow January 16, 2011

Super Luigi 

A type of sex in which its good and does the job well but still not as good as the girls ex boyfriend

Peach: Hey mario i just did ur bro last night

Peach: It was good

Mario: Shut the fuck up, peach. You know it wasnt better then me

Peach: .....

Mario: Thats right bitch he aint no super mario hes always gonna be Super Luigi

Peach: ahhhhhh help Its bowser

Mario: Omg bowser seriously now is not the time to rape the princess

Super Luigi by Skellskull January 25, 2011

Super Bowl Flood 

The flood of piss sucked into the sewers during the Super Bowl halftime show. No one wants to miss any of the football, or the commercials, so they piss while Tom Petty is singing for the first time since the 1800s, The Rolling Stones are slowly dying onstage, or Janet Jackson is giving her chesticles some air.

Bubba: "Yo Chazz I gotta go pee but I don't want to miss the commercials what should I do?"

Chazz: "Just go while the Black Eyed Peas are singing or rapping or whatever they do. You can contribute to the Super Bowl Flood."

Super Bowl Flood by shitler!! February 19, 2011

Super Ninja 

A Ninja that transcends all other Ninja. An expert in several weapons, including but not limited to:

Katana - One or two, either way his enemies are going to die.
Nunchaku.
Flails - Two hand-scythes linked by a chain, so basically nunchaku with blades on it.
War hammers.
100-pound greatswords.
Bo staff.
Hand claws - Think Wolverine, but with blades on his feet, too.
Kusarigama - Chain and sickle for you non-Ninja.
Tonfa.
Scythe
Bow and arrow.
Shuriken.
Windmill Shuriken.
Incendiary shuriken.

Tamar Lovindeer is a complete Super Ninja

Super Ninja by Lovestruck2011 June 8, 2011

super-trollied 

The state one reaches when one has consumed an excessive amount of horse tranquiliser and is unable to do anything aside from paddling in circles in an ibiza villa pool. Super-trollied can only occur in an ibiza vila pool. Similar states reached in other locations are termed super-mashed.

"Hmmmph?"
"Phraraaahphhh...Super-trollied!"
"Yeh."

super-trollied by J.K.RowLEAN December 29, 2011