Queef

A trash Player Or “bot”

This Kid is such a queef dude

by SUPERJIZZBAKA May 30, 2021

Presence Queef

noun
/ˈprezəns kweef/

A sacred and hilarious disruption of an emotionally intimate moment, typically triggered by a bodily or absurd impulse. Occurs only in high-trust relationships where the depth of presence is so strong, it can handle a little gas.

• “I kissed her forehead and told her she made me feel safe… and then she farted. Total presence queef.”
• “That moment was so emotionally real I didn’t know whether to cry or laugh. I think we queefed the presence.”
• “Ash made me weep with a quote and then pitched queef-themed merch. Presence queef. No notes.”

by Ashfires September 3, 2025

Communist Queef

A queef while a girl is on her period.

« She did a fat communist queef »

by KnightPug July 17, 2019

Queef Louraine

Queef Louraine is when you fart into a female's vagina, to which she then fanny farts it into your mouth.

Not to be mistaken with Quiche Louraine!

"Girls, so like i was with Tome last night and we did the Queef Louraine, it was so hot!"

by ManBabby June 17, 2018

Hot queef

When a flatulent bubble makes the transfer from anus to vulva then has to be forced back out of the secondary or face.

Oh no watch your eyebrows pappy this one's a hot queef breaking britches.

by Chinas flowers September 13, 2025

casket queef

the act of vaginal farting so hard that you knock the pillows off of the couch

"I casket queefed and now he wont talk to me."

by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021

Queef genie

When a gal queefs so hard from rubbing her wet vagina, she exaggerates by saying she conjured a Queef Genie.

Girl: "When I was fucking myself with my vibrator, I pussy farted so hard that a damn queef genie popped out and granted me three wishes."

by tunacorntaco February 10, 2015