queefs

a term coined by a crackpot duo with an equally appalling mental state. "queef" is stylish way to say, "i can feel myself getting worse again as time goes by, my mental health is spiralling and i should probably seek actual help before these thoughts take over my entire mind and leave me stuck in a dark terrible place"

"geez 🙁 i had a queef just last week.."
plural: "yeah i have a severe case of the queefs 😩😢"

by DestinyCharms November 9, 2020

Nasal queef

Unwanted air coming through your nasal queef

We were in a
Group and Mr.Slime had repeatable nasal queef

by THE REAL COOP December 27, 2024

queef bog

When she queefs so bad you can't see the alarm clock

I am sorry I am late for work, my wife had a queef bog

by FloweryBriana January 14, 2022

Edward Queef

The nickname for someone who is really short and really pale

Oi Edward Queef come here!

by Joshsmithisanonce11 June 10, 2022

Queefed

Meaning failed or bombed

" Oh dude I totally queefed that midterm"

by galinagulussy March 2, 2024

Queef

Explusion of air from a vagina

Katherine: I queefed! Terrance: Aw buddy! what the fuck guy!

by Skanhunt_42 January 3, 2022

Regurgitated Queef

When a girl queefs in your mouth while your eating her out and her queef makes you throw up in her vagina.

“I gave her a regurgitated queef yesterday”

by Famalishis December 20, 2020