Prothetical

When pathetic actions are used by a professional con to confuse and evade judgement.

This guy is so pathetic, it often seems he’s a pro at acting ridiculous. I think they call his disorder ‘Prothetical’.... something? Or not?

by Major Thomas Randle September 10, 2019

protastipuff

A noun that defines taking a break by puffing on a joint or cigarette or whatever else one could puff on,instead of doing what one has previously committed to doing , and end up taking way longer than one should .

Person 1:"Im on my way to help Marc move ... "
Person 2:"let's have a protastipuff first "

by Juanna fuqc September 12, 2019

Protein-Shake

The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein

Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?

Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.

by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019

protwackinating

The act of putting off something you should be doing due to the fact that you are twacked out on speed.

She sat down to fill out job applications but decided to smoke some meth, 6 hours later she found herself sorting her paper clips from binder clips and dusting off her collection of notebooks shes never wrote in and got mad at herself for protwackinating so long.

by SpinSpanMotherlovinSPUNions November 24, 2019

Proto-pet

A fictional animal from ratchet and clank

Need a partner for tag? Why not the proto-pet?

Up for some cops and robbers
Billy: HELP!!! Police!!!

by Bawston69 November 7, 2019

Prototard

Those kids in your school that seem they should be in special education but somehow aren’t

Me: why is that kid sticking metal in the outlet over there

Jim: he’s stupid as fuck, I don’t know how that prototard is even in this class

by Face.luftwaffe January 6, 2020

protocuck

Even though a protocuck isn't a full on cuck that likes to watch his/her parter having sex with someone else, they still don't mind the idea of their parter being sexual with other people, e.g sending suggestive/lewd photos or flirting with others.

Max- man, ian became a protocuck
Ethan- how so?
Max- he said he's alright with his gf sending lewd pics to other men

by Pickled Sock March 30, 2020