rainbow patch

When you eat a girl out when she's on her period and your mouth holds a red stain

Last night after I ate Ashley out I checked in the mirror and I had a rainbow patch! Now I can't get this nasty bitch blood out my mouth

by Eat her out, bloody, Justice December 21, 2015

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

Snatch patch

The act of pussy blocking your female friends

Bitch I'm going to snatch patch you later... bitch. I swear you better pussy block me

by Steven r riyce May 18, 2016

cabbage patching

a term used when a pedophile is going to go pick out a random child to rape

That creep at the playground is cabbage patching our kids. Someone call the police.

by The Lady Rowan July 30, 2016

Pirates Patch

When a female performs oral sex on a male only to pull out his penis and poke her in eye.

Friend 1: Did you see Suzy's lazy eye!?

Friend 2: Yeah, I went over her house last night and gave her the Pirates Patch.

by Samsquatch_91 August 26, 2016

Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.

Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.

by itsflux October 11, 2016

faggot patch

Faggot patch

When you are at work or at the store and your gaydar goes in the red zone and it feels like your surrounded by a faggot patch of homos.

Holy fuck did I just land In the middle of a fuckin faggot patch !? My gaydars pinned out and I have to put a board on my ass from the gayness.

by stretch nutzz January 7, 2017